A hilarious how-to on creative writing that makes the writing process fun for aspiring middle-school authors. For fans of Writing Radar by Jack Gantos. nInterested in writing but dont know how to get started? n nLove reading and want to know more about how stories are created? n nLike ridiculous tales about troublesome sisters, peanut butter and steamrollers? n nLook no further! n nEsteemed writer Richard Scrimger is here to answer all your burning questions about writing: whether about plot, character, structure, story hooks or commas. (Actually, dont ask him about commas, its not that kind of book.) n nUsing clever (so he thinks) analogies, (sort of) brilliant examples and funny (well . . .) anecdotes, he will give you (truly) useful tools to start you on your way as a writer. And if thats not enough, comic illustrations by D. McFadzean are the pepperoni on the writing pizza! (That will make sense once you read the book.) n nSo come, read this book and start your writing journey!n