Includes Le Cinq, Beast and Farm Girl Cafe, and a new introduction by the author. n n Jay Rayner isnt just a trifle irritated. He is eye-gougingly, bone-crunchingly, teeth-grindingly angry. And admit it, thats why you picked up this book, isnt it? n n Because you arent really interested in glorious prose poems celebrating the finest dining experiences known to humanity, are you? You want him to suffer abysmal cooking, preferably at eye-watering prices, so you can gorge on the details and luxuriate in vicarious displeasure. n n Youre in luck. Revel in Jays misfortune as he is subjected to dreadful meat cookery with animals that died in vain, gravies full of casual violence and service that redefines the word incompetent. He hopes you enjoy reading his reviews of these twenty miserable meals a damn sight more than he didnt enjoy experiencing them. n