Welcome, readers, to the imaginative brain of Omar! You might not know me yet, but once you open the pages of this book youll laugh so hard that snot will come out of your nose (plus you might meet a dragon and a zombie - what more could you want?).My parents decided it would be a good idea to move house and move me to a new school at the same time. As if I didnt have a hard enough time staying out of trouble at home, now Ive also got to try and make new friends. Whats worse, the class bully seems to think Im the perfect target.