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Its time for Jesus to attempt his second coming, but linear time progression doesnt apply to extra-spatial deities, so he ends up coming again long before the first time - the Jurassic period. Once he arrives, expecting to see a bunch of human beings whove been waiting for him for two millennial seasons, he is surprised to find himself in a weird civilization full of thunder lizards.Jesus goes into Predator mode, arming himself to the teeth and slaughtering them wholesale, trying to find someone whos capable of nailing him to a cross so he can get back home, however, dinosaurs dont have thumbs. What they do have is the hum, a magical frequency capable of shaping the world. They have mythical metals. They have a sensible social contract. They have a bizarre, but seemingly decent civilization going.Mammals however, are the most disgusting, rotten, violent things imaginable, and they seem to be evolving into something worse with the help of a little cosmic power. Something has been providing them with products that shouldnt be invented for another billion years or so, from the as-seen-on-tv catalog, and theyre taking full advantage of it. Who is behind this forced evolution, and what could they stand to gain? Is heaven full of heroes, or gibbering lunatics?Its up to J.C. to set things right and stop the apocalypse and figure out whether the universe really should be run by a bunch of insane deities, or whether its better to wipe out heaven and let them sort it all out themselves! Action, adventure, insanity and good ol fashioned heresy!
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Vânzător: Elefant.ro
Brand: Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing
