Wilderness Survival Tip #1 Drinking your own sweat will not save your life. Somebody might have told you that, but they were trying to find out if youd really do it. Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors--but that doesnt make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesnt agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp. Strongwoods isnt exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the camp director is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henrys sure he saw a sign written in blood... Wilderness Survival Tip #2 In case of an avalanche, dont despair. Youre doomed, but thats a wicked cool death. Wilderness Survival Tip #3 If youre relying on this book for actual survival tips, youre dead already. Praise for Jeff Strands A Bad Day For Voodoo: A delightfully ludicrous read.--School Library Journal Just the thing for teen wiseacres.--Booklist A] free-wheeling dark comedy that starts off running and doesnt stop until all plausibility is exhausted. Sam Raimi fans should eat it up.--Publishers Weekly