nIts samurai vs. aliens nThe samurai didnt stand a chance. First, the aliens invaded Japan. Next, they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyones swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Gintoki Gin Sakata do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity. n nThe Longest Way Around Is the Shortest Way n nThings Ive Learned While Living with Gin (by Kagura) n n1. Buildings get destroyed because they are in n the way. n2. If youre going to stalk someone, watch out n for pit-traps n3. People who say Santa doesnt really exist n actually want to believe in him. n4. Some people (Shinpachi) are always the butt of the joke. n5. No matter what Gin says, ice cream is a great prize for winning a snowball fight, uh-huhn