Being a monster isnt all frightening villagers and sucking blood. Monsters have their trials, too. Poor Frankensteins cupboard is bare, Wolfman is in need of some household help, and its best not to get started on Draculas hygiene issues. What could be scarier? Nineteen hilarious poems delve into the secret lives of the Creature from the Black Lagoon, Bigfoot, Godzilla, and others. In a range of styles that pay homage to everyone from Charles Schulz to John James Audubon, the monstrously talented Adam Rex uncovers horrific--and clever--truths you wont want to miss.