David Quantick is one of the best kept secrets in the world of writing. Hes smart, funny and unique. You should let yourself in on the secret. - Neil Gaiman IIt is March 1979 in DeKalb Illinois. Todd Milstead is a wannabe writer, a serial adulterer, and a jerk, only tolerated by his friends because he throws the best parties with the best booze. During one particular party, Todd is showing off his perfect recall, quoting poetry and literature word for word plucked from his eidetic memory. When he begins quoting from a book no one else seems to know, a novel called All My Colors, Todd is incredulous. He can quote it from cover to cover and yet it doesnt seem to exist. With a looming divorce and mounting financial worries, Todd finally tries to write a novel, with the vague idea of making money from his talent. The only problem is he cant write. But the book - All My Colors - is there in his head. Todd makes a decision: he will write this book that nobody but him can remember. After all, if nobodys